QuotaBillsUnsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov
Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell