QuotaBillsThe eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern
I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky
Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost
Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis
An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe