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Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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