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Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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