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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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