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Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work

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Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work thanks to Marian Renstrom

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I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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