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Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work

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Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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