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Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done. - Amelia Earhart

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. - Unknown

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly


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