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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. - Bette Midler

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Plugthug: Someone who'd kill for access to recharging facilities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Look over your shoulder now and then to be sure someone's following you. - Henry Gilmer

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could. - Zig Ziglar

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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