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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

Where would the Irish be without someone to be Irish at? - Elizabeth Bowen

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Keepsake: Something given us by someone we've forgotten - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Leave something for someone but don't leave someone for something. - Enid Blyton

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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