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Someone Cares

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Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

If someone says can't, that shows you what to do. - John Cage

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. - Dr. Seuss

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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