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Someone Cares

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

A hero is someone we can admire without apology. - Kitty Kelley

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

If someone says can't, that shows you what to do. - John Cage

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. - Sam Ewing

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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