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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else. - Woody Allen

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

If you want to go somewhere, it is best to find someone who has already been there. - Robert Kiyosaki

Every man in the world is better than someone else. And not as good as someone else. - William Saroyan

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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