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Someone Cares

Caregiving ideas from remote corners of the world

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. - David Sedaris

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

If you do something for someone else, you are an ethical person. - Graham Forst

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

A socialist is someone who has nothing and wants to divide it with you. - Unknown

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Never allow someone to be your priority while you're just their option. - Unknown

Look over your shoulder now and then to be sure someone's following you. - Henry Gilmer

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

There will always be someone who doesn't see your worth. Don't let it be you. - Unknown

It's a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you're hurt. - Tom Gates

He who seeks to deceive will always find someone who will allow himself to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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