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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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