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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck


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