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Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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