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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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