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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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