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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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