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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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