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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
You have to understand your target customer and what you're trying to sell them. - Daniel McGaw
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
Being heard is so close to being loved that for the average person they are almost indistinguishable. - David Augsburger
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz