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Snow Songs

Signs of country music in winter

Snow Songs thanks to Dick Spinks

Do frozen songs lead to more snow?

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In summer, the song sings itself. - William C Williams

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I've learned my song, and I sing it. - Bob Barker

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. - Lord Byron

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Without a song, each day would be a century. - Mahalia Jackson

A song will outlive all sermons in the memory. - Henry Giles

Song Writer: Someone who was calm and composed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - George Carlin

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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