QuotaBillsLong on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford
Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo
You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz
I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi
Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford
I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader
I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton
If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor