Smoking Hot Body

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain