Smoking Hot Body

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. - Thomas Jefferson

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts. - Tyler Oakley

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros