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Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton


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