Smoking Hot Body

Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deliver: An organ in de body - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

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I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. - Thomas Jefferson

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain

My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts. - Tyler Oakley

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain