Smoking Hot Body

I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts. - Tyler Oakley

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain