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I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. - Thomas Jefferson

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoking won't send you to hell; it'll just make it like you've been there. - Phil Callaway

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Seafood is one of the easiest things to digest - a bratwurst is really hard on the body. - Joey Chestnut

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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