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Smirnoff Women

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Smirnoff Women thanks to Frank Howard

Smirnoff Women thanks to Frank Howard

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In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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