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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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