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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

I made a fortune getting out too soon. - J P Morgan

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Good fortune is what happens when opportunity meets with planning. - Thomas Edison

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

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Stealth Readers

Good Stuff Or Else

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Trust Issues

Bacon Soda Sales

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

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That's Not A Bagpipe!

Paint Protection

Balanced Writer

Jolly Good Recovery

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In Perfect Harmony

Kiosk Hours

Borderline Stupidity

Inside Outside Thinking

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