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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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