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Fortune favors the brave. - Publius Terence

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah


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