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Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

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