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LeRoy uses a secret code to access his bank account

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

One hundred million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft. - Unknown

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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