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Six Hunnit

LeRoy uses a secret code to access his bank account

Six Hunnit thanks to Jerry VanHorne

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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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