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LeRoy uses a secret code to access his bank account

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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