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LeRoy uses a secret code to access his bank account

Six Hunnit thanks to Jerry VanHorne

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Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

A billion dollars is not what it used to be. - Bunker Hunt

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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