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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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