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Happiness can exist only in acceptance. - George Orwell

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Let us uncork all our bottled up happiness. - Pablo Neruda

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. - J. Petit Senn

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

When what we are is what we want to be, that's happiness. - Malcolm Forbes

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

It's the moments that I stopped just to be, rather than do, that have given me true happiness. - Richard Branson

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

You can muffle the drum, and you can loosen the strings of the lyre, but who shall command the skylark not to sing? - Kahlil Gibran

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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