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Sing It Out

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Music is the only truly international language

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Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing. - Napoleon Hill

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it. - Paul Scherer

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling. - Margaret Lee Runbeck

Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. - Agnes Repplier

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think. - Dale Carnegie

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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