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If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Happiness is anyone and anything at all that's loved by you. - Clark Gesner

Happiness is where we find it, but very rarely where we seek it. - J Petit Senn

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles Spurgeon

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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