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Independence is happiness. - Susan B Anthony

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

You're the blacksmith of your own happiness. - Swedish Proverb

Happiness is distraction from the human tragedy. - J M Reinoso

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

What in the world would I sing for if I had it all? - Dave Matthews

As Doris Day used to sing "Que Seroo Seroo." - Archie Bunker

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self. - Iris Murdoch

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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