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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Happiness begins where selfishness ends. - John Wooden

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Happiness is the default state. It's what's there when you remove the sense that something is missing in life. - Naval Ravikant

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky


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