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Sing It Out

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Music is the only truly international language

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Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Happiness is not a goal, but a by-product. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

As Doris Day used to sing "Que Seroo Seroo." - Archie Bunker

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Happiness is always the serendipitous result of looking for something else. - Idel Dreimer

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness. - Mignon McLaughlin

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

True happiness is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. - Helen Keller

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Happiness consists more in conveniences of pleasure that occur everyday than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom. - Benjamin Franklin

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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