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At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only thing better than singing is more singing. - Ella Fitzgerald

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. - Bertrand Russell

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances. - Benjamin Franklin

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

Listen Edith, I know you're singing, you know you're singing, but the neighbors may think I'm torturing you. - Archie Bunker

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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