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Sic 'Em Bears

Mascot inspiration for the Baylor Bears

Sic 'Em Bears thanks to Ryan West, Oak Harbor, Washington

the joe-kster’s Coach of the year award goes to Baylor Bears coach Art Briles

29-Dec-2015 No. 17 Baylor Bears defeated the No. 10 North Carolina Tar Heels 49-38 in the Russel Athletic Bowl, Orlando Citrus Bowl, Florida. The Bears were down to their 3rd-string quarterback (Chris Johnson) and missing its 1,300-yard rusher (Shock Linwood) and its Biletnikoff Award-winning receiver (Corey Coleman). The Bears’ top-ranked offense broke a bowl record with 640 rushing yards. Running backs Johnny Jefferson, game MVP, and Terence Williams each ran for three touchdowns, breaking the Russell Athletic Bowl record of two.
The Baylor Bears football team represents Baylor University, located in Waco, Texas, in Division I FBS college football. They are a member of the Big 12 Conference.

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Unless you bear with the faults of others, you betray your own. - Pubilius Syrus

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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