Shopping With Your Husband

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Do you Edith....take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband? - Archie Bunker

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of your widow's next husband. - American Proverb

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller