Shopping With Your Husband
Does he crimp your style at the shopping mall, ladies?
QuotaBillsTailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown
Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield
A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland
The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow
My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld
I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller