Shopping Wait-er

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Impatience: Waiting in a hurry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Antibody: 1. Against everyone; 2. Your Uncle's wife. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

The antiques my wife buys at auctions are keeping me baroque. - Peter De Vries

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

If you want to keep a secret, don't whisper in your wife's ear. - Amish Saying

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds