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Shopping Wait-er

Shopping hours are never long enough for Wilbur's wife

Shopping Wait-er thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Somewhere there is something incredible waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

If you want to keep a secret, don't whisper in your wife's ear. - Amish Saying

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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