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Shopping Wait-er

Shopping hours are never long enough for Wilbur's wife

Shopping Wait-er thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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My wife gives good headache. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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