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Take my wife - please! - Henny Youngman

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A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Somewhere there is something incredible waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

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No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama