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Shoe Bath

Recreating 'vanity' in the bathroom

Shoe Bath thanks to Barry McCartney

New bathroom design

Shoe Bath thanks to Barry McCartney

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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