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Shark Week Birthday Cake

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Shark Week Birthday Cake thanks to Bree Suderman

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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