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Shark Week Birthday Cake

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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