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Selfie Skills - Master Level

Reaching beyond for a picture before

Selfie Skills - Master Level thanks to Kyla Harris

High Twos all around!

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

He is great enough who is his own master. - Bishop Hail

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Everyone can master a grief but he that has it. - William Shakespeare

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

We go back and forth between being time's master and its victim. - James Gleick

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

To toil for a hard master is bitter, but to have no master to toil for is more bitter still. - Oscar Wilde

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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