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Selfie Skills - Master Level

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Selfie Skills - Master Level thanks to Kyla Harris

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter Drucker

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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