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Selfie Skills - Master Level

Reaching beyond for a picture before

Selfie Skills - Master Level thanks to Kyla Harris

High Twos all around!

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A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Everyone can master a grief but he that has it. - William Shakespeare

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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