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Selfie Shoes

Fashion footwear for smiling relationships

Selfie Shoes thanks to Chandra Weyling

Social media for high heel friends

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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