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Seeless Watermelon

Imaginary fruitless sale in grocery produce section

Seeless Watermelon thanks to Wayne Nowazek

They also sell transparent Seeless Grapes

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Where rage seeds, repentance reaps. - Greek Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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