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Seeless Watermelon

Imaginary fruitless sale in grocery produce section

Seeless Watermelon thanks to Wayne Nowazek

They also sell transparent Seeless Grapes

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where rage seeds, repentance reaps. - Greek Proverb

The fruit of silence is tranquility. - Arabian Proverb

Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

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A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The processes of growth are gradual, bearing fruit in a decade, not a day. - John F Kennedy

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck. - Og Mandino

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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