Secure Your Load
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QuotaBillsSafety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
It is always the secure who are humble. - G K Chesterton
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot
The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling