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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly


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