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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

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