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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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