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The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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