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Where there's a Will there's a way

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

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