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Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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