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Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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