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Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

There is no success without hardship. - Sophocles

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob


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