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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou


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