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Where there's a Will there's a way

We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

I have had unsuccessful films, but I learned a lot from those films. I give my failures as much importance as my success. - Aamir Khan

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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