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Sea Through Dress

Fashion-wave clothing at the beach

Sea Through Dress thanks to Lorraine Ovenel

Blending in perfectly with the background scenery

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The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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