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Sea Through Dress

Fashion-wave clothing at the beach

Sea Through Dress thanks to Lorraine Ovenel

Blending in perfectly with the background scenery

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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