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Sea Through Dress

Fashion-wave clothing at the beach

Sea Through Dress thanks to Lorraine Ovenel

Blending in perfectly with the background scenery

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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