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Sea Through Dress

Fashion-wave clothing at the beach

Sea Through Dress thanks to Lorraine Ovenel

Blending in perfectly with the background scenery

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Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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