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Sea Through Dress

Fashion-wave clothing at the beach

Sea Through Dress thanks to Lorraine Ovenel

Blending in perfectly with the background scenery

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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