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Sea Through Dress

Fashion-wave clothing at the beach

Sea Through Dress thanks to Lorraine Ovenel

Blending in perfectly with the background scenery

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Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - George Carlin

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

We see through a glass darkly because all we want is to be comfortable. - Ravi Zacharias

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and see how the pattern improves. - Rumi

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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