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Sea Through Dress

Fashion-wave clothing at the beach

Sea Through Dress thanks to Lorraine Ovenel

Blending in perfectly with the background scenery

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A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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