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Scuba Hiking

Austria's underwater green park

Scuba Hiking thanks to Pamela Jeakins

Changing tourist attractions in Austria

Austria's Green Lake in the Hochschwab Mountain is a hiking trail in the winter. The snow melts in early summer and creates a completely clear lake. The lake has a grassy bottom, complete with underwater trails, park benches, and bridges.

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A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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