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Scuba Hiking

Austria's underwater green park

Scuba Hiking thanks to Pamela Jeakins

Changing tourist attractions in Austria

Austria's Green Lake in the Hochschwab Mountain is a hiking trail in the winter. The snow melts in early summer and creates a completely clear lake. The lake has a grassy bottom, complete with underwater trails, park benches, and bridges.

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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