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Scuba Hiking

Austria's underwater green park

Scuba Hiking thanks to Pamela Jeakins

Changing tourist attractions in Austria

Austria's Green Lake in the Hochschwab Mountain is a hiking trail in the winter. The snow melts in early summer and creates a completely clear lake. The lake has a grassy bottom, complete with underwater trails, park benches, and bridges.

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Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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