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Scooter Hearse
For the scooter die-hard fans
Hearse - a funerary vehicle used to carry a coffin from a Church or funeral home to a cemetery. In the funeral trade, hearses are often called funeral coaches. Scooters are enjoying a revival in Kettering, England. Pictured above is Peter's 1963 Lambretta.
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
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