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Science Project Turmoil

Science Fair projects gone wrong

Science Project Turmoil thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Material results in poor Science Fair appreciation

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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