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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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