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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

One person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine who have only interests. - John Stuart Mill

The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome. - Jonathan Swift

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Trust and belief are two prime considerations. You must not allow yourself to be opinionated. - James Dean

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Your belief determines your action and your action determines your results, but first you have to believe. - Unknown

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen. - Claude M. Bristol

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

There is a difference between a belief and a conviction. A belief can become something you merely hold; a conviction is that which holds you. - Ravi Zacharias

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux


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