Sand Skiing

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega