Sand Skiing

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown