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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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