QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon
I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields
He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns
Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler