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Same Mistake Twice

By mistake or by choice?

Same Mistake Twice thanks to Wayne Nowazek

“The Road Not Taken” - Robert Frost (1874–1963)

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.


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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

Mistakes are the portals for discovery. - James Joyce

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

Never mistake endurance for hospitality. - Unknown

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Don't mistake activity with achievement. - John Wooden

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

When values are clear, decision-making is easy. - Roy Disney

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. - Nelson Mandela

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made. - Wayne Dyer

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

I am who I am today because of the choices I made yesterday. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

A power greater than any human being helped make this decision. - Herbert J Stiefel

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

We have every right to make choices, but no right to choose the consequences. - Anne G. Lotz

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

If you need to make a difficult decision and you let someone else decide for you, you will regret it, no matter how it turns out. - Unknown

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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