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Same Mistake Twice

By mistake or by choice?

Same Mistake Twice thanks to Wayne Nowazek

“The Road Not Taken” - Robert Frost (1874–1963)

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
 

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Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Botulism: Tendency to make mistakes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

Mistakes are the portals for discovery. - James Joyce

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

A mistake is simply another way of doing things. - E B White

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. - Nelson Mandela

Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made. - Wayne Dyer

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

I am who I am today because of the choices I made yesterday. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

A power greater than any human being helped make this decision. - Herbert J Stiefel

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downy, Jr.

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly. - Peter Cook

Integrity, the choice between what's convenient and what's right. - Tony Dungy

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

I believe in the redemptive need to admit mistakes, express regret, and ask for forgiveness. - Ana Navarro

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

People are going to dislike you if you make a decision, even if it turns out to be the right one. - James McPerson

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. - Unknown

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

If you are afraid to take a chance, take one anyway. What you don't do can create the same regrets as the mistakes you make. - Iyanla Vanzant

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. - Peter F Drucker


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