Sad TP

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. - Henry Rollins

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good. - Unknown

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker