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Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton
Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield. - Price Cobb
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett
Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com