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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Greatness, whether athletic or otherwise, doesn't come from those content on just being but from those who seek being the difference. - Kirk Mango

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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