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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Greatness, whether athletic or otherwise, doesn't come from those content on just being but from those who seek being the difference. - Kirk Mango

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie


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