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Road To Success thanks to Keith Blake

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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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