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Road To Success

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Road To Success thanks to Keith Blake

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. - Ann Landers

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

A true measure of a man's worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success. - Cullen Hightower

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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