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Road To Success

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Road To Success thanks to Keith Blake

Oh, the irony!

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed. - Emily Dickinson

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

I have had unsuccessful films, but I learned a lot from those films. I give my failures as much importance as my success. - Aamir Khan

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Gas-Resistant Pram

Dubai Ski Hill

Cat Chess

Happy Periods

Stuffed Owl

Lego Brick

Wedding Games

Eat Your Vegetables

Bread Pitt

Humpback Kayak

Spill Proof Cup

First Segway

Nosey Bird

Cyclist Roast

Bike Vaulting

Balanced Food Delivery

Gone To Market

iPhone Evolution

New Air Canada Seats

Texas Wal-Mart Shopper

Walk Sign Ending

Kid Straps

Redneck Water Heater

Bike Comb