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Road To Success thanks to Keith Blake

Oh, the irony!

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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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