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Road To Success

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Road To Success thanks to Keith Blake

Oh, the irony!

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The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed. - Emily Dickinson

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

I have had unsuccessful films, but I learned a lot from those films. I give my failures as much importance as my success. - Aamir Khan

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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