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Road To Success thanks to Keith Blake

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Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated. - Henry Rollins

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you. - Mary Little

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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