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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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