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Rib Tickler

Slow smoked BBQ horrifying vegetarians since 1984

Rib Tickler thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The Original Rib Tickler, 28930 State Highway 249, Tomball, TX 77375

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson


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