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Rib Tickler

Slow smoked BBQ horrifying vegetarians since 1984

Rib Tickler thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The Original Rib Tickler, 28930 State Highway 249, Tomball, TX 77375

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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Heckler: A guy who ribs you the wrong way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Railroads: Two backbones with a thousand ribs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson


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