Rib Tickler

Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Heckler: A guy who ribs you the wrong way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson