Rib Tickler

Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Railroads: Two backbones with a thousand ribs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson