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Supportive mothers in the wild

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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Minimum: A small mother - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

A town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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