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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren