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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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