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Things I will not do before I get old!

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Extreme skiing (Wyoming)

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Cliff camping

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Glacier boarding

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Climbing Redwoods

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Sitting on the Trolltunga Rock (Norway)

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Jumping on the Trolltunga Rock (Norway)

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Rock climbing (South Africa)

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Ice climbing a frozen waterfall

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Extreme picnicking

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Biking on the Cliffs of Moher (Ireland)

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Tree camping (Germany)

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Having a look around

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Extreme kayaking at Victoria Falls (Zimbabwe)

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Diving 30 meters through a rock monolith (Portugal)

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Climbing Mt. Wellington (New Zealand)

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Standing on the Edgewalk (Toronto)

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Cycling (Norway)

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Sitting around (Yosemite)

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Walking over a crevice

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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Mankind likes to think in terms of extreme opposites - between which it recognizes no intermediate possibilities. - John Dewey

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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Sun Skin Tone

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