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Things I will not do before I get old!

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Extreme skiing (Wyoming)

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Cliff camping

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Glacier boarding

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Climbing Redwoods

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Sitting on the Trolltunga Rock (Norway)

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Jumping on the Trolltunga Rock (Norway)

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Rock climbing (South Africa)

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Ice climbing a frozen waterfall

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Extreme picnicking

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Biking on the Cliffs of Moher (Ireland)

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Tree camping (Germany)

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Having a look around

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Extreme kayaking at Victoria Falls (Zimbabwe)

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Diving 30 meters through a rock monolith (Portugal)

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Climbing Mt. Wellington (New Zealand)

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Standing on the Edgewalk (Toronto)

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Cycling (Norway)

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Sitting around (Yosemite)

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Walking over a crevice

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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. - Groucho Marx

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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