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Things I will not do before I get old!

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Extreme skiing (Wyoming)

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Cliff camping

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Glacier boarding

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Climbing Redwoods

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Sitting on the Trolltunga Rock (Norway)

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Jumping on the Trolltunga Rock (Norway)

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Rock climbing (South Africa)

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Ice climbing a frozen waterfall

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Extreme picnicking

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Biking on the Cliffs of Moher (Ireland)

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Tree camping (Germany)

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Having a look around

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Extreme kayaking at Victoria Falls (Zimbabwe)

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Diving 30 meters through a rock monolith (Portugal)

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Climbing Mt. Wellington (New Zealand)

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Standing on the Edgewalk (Toronto)

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Cycling (Norway)

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Sitting around (Yosemite)

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Walking over a crevice

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. - Groucho Marx

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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