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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller