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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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