Remote Control Sleigh

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami