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QuotaBillsI like children - fried. - WC Fields
I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll
It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare
Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson
What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero
Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb
I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close
Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir
The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb
The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor
If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher
People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke
Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald
I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther
The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell
Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold