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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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