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I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell