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Buddhism and Reincarnation

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Buddhism: religion and philosophy that developed from the teachings of the Buddha (Sanskrit: “awakened one”)

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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Monarchy: Used to open doors in a Royal Palace. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail. - John Donne

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom. - Ruth Gordon

You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer. - Mark Twain

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Our Lord approved neither idol worship or idle worship but ideal worship in Spirit and truth. - Vance Havner

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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