Reformed Buddhists

I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom. - Ruth Gordon

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy. - Archie Bunker

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

In a temple everything should be serious except the thing that is being worshipped. - Oscar Wilde

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden