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Buddhism and Reincarnation

Reformed Buddhists thanks to Wayne Nowazek

meditation for the nation

Buddhism: religion and philosophy that developed from the teachings of the Buddha (Sanskrit: “awakened one”)

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I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom. - Ruth Gordon

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy. - Archie Bunker

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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