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Redneck Wireless Selfie

Non-negotiable selfie stick usage

Redneck Wireless Selfie thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Load selfie sticks with inspiration instead of bullets

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

The bullet that will kill me is not yet cast. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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