QuotaBillsFriendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams
Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer
Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown