QuotaBillsWeeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin
If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland
Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown
If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte