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Redneck Stick Family

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Redneck Stick Family thanks to Jim Serritella

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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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