Redneck Stick Family

He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Families are ecosystems. Each life grows in response to the lives around it. - Mary Schmich

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou