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Redneck Speed Bump

Don't step on the line!

Redneck Speed Bump thanks to Rysa Gordon, Surrey, B.C.

Fun and safety go hand in hand in a Redneck neighborhood

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Every bump is a bounce. - Robert Kraft

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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