#1 humor site on the 'net

Redneck Plane Repair

How Bubba the Mechanic gets cheap airfare

Redneck Plane Repair thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


Flippin'

Double Vision

Dodgy Ticker

Put On A Happy Face

Yoga Man

Camouflage Driver

Icicle Drinks

TV Weather Forecast

Somebody Spiked My Drink

Work Awareness

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Chicken Roost

Cloud March

Wicked Stawm

Ready To Leave

Google Ice Skating

Twin Dish

DNA Testing Down South

Two Feet Of Snow

Canadian Winter Bed

Sans Seatbelt

The New Canada

Up Purriscope

Snow Barrier