Redneck Patient Transfer

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. - Thomas Paine

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis