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Redneck Patient Transfer

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Redneck Patient Transfer thanks to Howard Chapman

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You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

The day we stop dreaming is the day we start dying. - Mark Batterson

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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