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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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