Redneck Patient Transfer

My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

I don't mind dying. Trouble is, you feel so bloody stiff the next day. - George Axelrod

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby