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Redneck NASCAR Astronaut

Flatulent racecar driver approaches takeoff speed

Redneck NASCAR Astronaut thanks to Barry McCartney

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only in the darkness can you see the stars. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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