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Redneck NASCAR Astronaut

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Redneck NASCAR Astronaut thanks to Barry McCartney

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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