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Redneck License Plate

Bubba takes his portable platter with him on road trips

Redneck License Plate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. - Yogi Berra

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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